My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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