Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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