3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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