problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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