Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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