I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
