Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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