Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
