so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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