ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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