Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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