i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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