I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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