I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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