She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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