So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
