I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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