Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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