Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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