Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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