I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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