Me too!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
