Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry emem92 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically

Fav 27 8734 1176
share tweet
(505): View more from New Mexico

The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.

Fav 12 4514 826
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(479): View more from Arkansas

okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters

(501): View more from Arkansas

ok you need to stop NOW

Fav 46 1773 4757
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?

Fav 27 744 4766
share tweet
(928): View more from Arizona

whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?

Fav 37 4558 1426
share tweet
(210): View more from Texas

I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.

Fav 8 1082 3498
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(513): View more from Ohio

Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?

Fav 7 3289 1362
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together

Fav 1 25 60
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(702): View more from Nevada

Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?

Fav 0 9 32
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT