it hurts more in the daytime
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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