you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I am naked and annoyed.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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