Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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