Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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