she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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