We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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