Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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