I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
me + whiskey = a bad person
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
how does that bad decision feel?
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