she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
