Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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