i permit you to call me
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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