Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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