So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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