She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
