after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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