Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
