so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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