Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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