idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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