i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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