So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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