I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
birth control should be required to get into college
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
A bitchslap is in order.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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