doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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