i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
