She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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