I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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