We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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